Hey, don't drag ME into this mess. First off, I was raped. Well, drunk-****, which the law says is rape.
Secondly, I provided that child with an EXCELLENT stepdad. His name was Delanamore Washington, and he taught the kid how to play football. What more does a boy need than that? I have NO IDEA what drove that boy to raid my panty drawer and wear my underthings. I'm for Donald J. Trump. He can grab me by the ****** any day of the week and twice on Sunday.
That "Jumpoline" thing is true, though.